Cool Things About Having A beer Belly

- You're less likely to be pestered by annoying sorority girls.

- It doubles as a convenient TV tray for nachos and beer.

- It's a great way to meet cute female cardiologists.

- Extra gravity makes it that much less likely you'll ever be thrown
free of the earth into deep space.

- Your bellybutton can store up to eight quarters for the parking meter.

- The COOLEST thing about having a beer belly: YOU CAN DRINK LOTSA BEER!!!