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Love QuotesI recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know. Absence -- that common cure of love.
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