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Writers QuotesThe difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it. I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction. The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
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