Here is a list of 25 things that cat-lovers know, but won't admit.- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.- Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.- Dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.- A cat's motto is no matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.- A cat bites the hand that won't feed it fast enough.- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.- Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.- Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.- Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.- Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.- Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.- Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.- Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.- I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.- I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.- In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.- One cat just leads to another.- People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.- Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. It's all true, and they have many other fine qualities as well.- There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.- When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue.- You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much.

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