There's a pensioner couple, both about 80, on a sentimental holiday in the place where they first met. They're sitting in a pub and he says to her

"remember the first time we had sex together, over 50 years ago? We went around the corner to the gas works. You leaned against the fence and i gave you one from behind."

"Yes" she says, "I remember it well."


"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there now and i'll give you one for old times sake?"

"Ooh George, you devil, that sounds like a good idea,"she answers.

There's a chap sitting on the next table listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see this, two pensioners having sex against the gas works fence." So he follows them.

The walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the gas works and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her shirt, pulls down her knickers and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and hangs onto the fence and the old man moves in.

Suddenly they errupt into the most furious sex the watching man has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like 18 year olds. This goes on for forty minutes. She's yelling "Ohhh God!!!". He's hanging on to her hips for dear life.

This is the most althelic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The watching man is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. He starts to think about his own aged parents and wonders whether they still have sex like this.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground to recover, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The guy still watching thinks, "That was truely amazing, he was going at it like a train. I've got to ask what the secret is."
As the couple pass, the chap says to them,"That was something else you must have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? is there some sort of secret?"

"NO there's no secret," says the old man, "Fiffty years ago that fucking fence wasn't electrified."

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