Why did the chicken cross the road?Pat Buchanan answers this question:"To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American." Dr. Seuss answers this question:"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It's not been told." Grandpa answers this question:"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us." And Colonel Sanders answers this question:"I missed one?"

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