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At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and that makes it easy to blackmail them by saying,

"I KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH", Even when you don't know a thing. The boy decides to go home and try it out...

As he greets his mother he says: " I KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says "Just don't tell your father".

Quite pleased the boy waits for his father to get home from work and says, "I KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Don't say a word to your Mom."

Very pleased the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH,"

The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says: "IN THAT CASE COME GIVE DADDY A BIG HUG."
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(Contributed by Internet at Oct 8, 2004. 307 hits.)
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