A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting.This was Joe's first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead.Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet. After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream.He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.Joe said“There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.â�“So then what did make you scream,â� Bob asked, exasperated.“Well,â� Joe continued,“two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, ‘Should we take them home or eat 'em now?’â�

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