“Doctor, doctor!â� said the panic-stricken woman, “my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he’s swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?â�“Quite simple,â� said the doctor calmly.“You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband’s mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite â€�haul it out.â�“Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. I’ll go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cod’s head.â�“What do you want a cod’s head for?â�“Oh- I forgot to tell you. I’ve got to get the cat out first!â�

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