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Showing OffA poor girl's family lives next door to a rich boy's.
The poor girl is playing in her yard one morning when the rich boy came out, boasting his brand new fire truck. "Ha ha, I got a new fire truck and you don't!", he chanted. The poor girl was upset and ran in to tell her mother. Her mother promises a new fire truck bigger and prettier than the rich boy's come Friday. Friday comes, and the girl runs out that evening with her new toy. As she is about to show it off to the boy, he immediately rides his bright new bicycle around her and sings, "Ha ha, I have a new bike and you don't!" Of course the poor girl is upset again, and upon another talk with mom, she is promised with a nice bike come the following Friday. Come Friday evening, the girl proudly rides her new bicycle out to the rich boy, who is standing near a tree taking a leak. Before she can say anything, the rich boy turns around and shows her his ***** saying, "Ha ha, I have one of these and you don't!" The girl is way more worried than ever now, and runs in to see her mother. Almost an hour later, the girl runs out and finds the boy. Upon this final meeting, the girl yanks down her skirt and panties. The boy, looking, asks, "So?" The girl's answer: "Mama told me, as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of those as I want"
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