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SINGLE FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get homefrom work, wearing only what nature gave me.Kiss me and I'm yours. Call ... and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the owner of an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
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(Contributed by phomasiero at Mar 31, 2005. 133 hits.)
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