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When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son.

After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he's only 4 Kg.

Next day at work, the father comes in and tells everyone that the baby is only 4 Kg.

"What do you mean, he was 10 yesterday?"
"Umm, well that was before he got circumcised".
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(Contributed by Internet at Oct 9, 2004. 282 hits.)
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