A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out."Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out."Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried."What's your name, birdie?""Moses.""What dumbass named you Moses?""The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."

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