There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was.Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, ''It has a long neck.'' One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra.Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. ''This animal has stripes.'' "Zebra!" one kid answered.So she put up another one, that of a deer.The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them ''what does your mother call your father?'' Suddenly one child got up and answered ''HORNY BASTARD!''

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