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A millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his fiftieth birthday.During the party he grabs the mic and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. “The man who dares to swim across that pool gets any of my riches he desires.â�The party continues with no one in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened.In the pool is a man swimming as hard as he can. The fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and yet this guy just keeps on going. The sharks are gaining on him but somehow this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, wet and soaked.The millionaire grabs the mic and says, “I am a man of his word. Anything of mine I will give. My Ferrari's, my house, absolutely anything. For you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir, what will it be?â�The guy grabs the mic and says, “Why don't we start with the name of the idiot that pushed me in!â�
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(Contributed by phomasiero at Apr 3, 2005. 114 hits.)
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