A man takes his dog to the vet. “My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him? “Well,â� says the vet, “let’s take a look at him.â�So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.â�“What? Because he is cross-eyed?â�“No, because he’s really heavy.â�

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