Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?""A cat!" said Suzy."Good job! Now, what's this animal?""A dog!" said Ricky."Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad.""A horny bastard!" called out Eddie.

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