How many Irish does it take to change a light bulb?Twenty One. One to hold the bulb and twenty to drink until the room spins.This really drunk guy walks up to a parking meter and puts in a quarter. He stares at the needle that has stopped at 60 and exclaims,"I can't believe I lost 100 pounds!"What's the difference between a bar and a g-spot?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...Two blondes walk into the bar....You'd think one of them would of seen it!What would you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop?A recovering alcoholic.Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor."One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartender, "He knows when to stop."A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down."What can I get you?" asked the bartender."Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.A five-dollar bill walks into a bar.Bartender says, "Get outta here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar."A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:"Pint please, and one for the road."There was a guy who had at least 4-5 drinks of whiskey every day of his adult life. When he died, they cremated him, and it took two days to put out the fire!

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