A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.The bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.''The bear replies,''If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there.'' The bartender says,''Go ahead.''So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer.The bartender says,''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs.'' ''What do mean,'' says the bear.''I'm not on drugs.''''Yes, you are, that was the barbituate.''

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