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A Good Reason for SpeedingA man was speeding, going about 95 mph down the highway, when he was pulled over by the state police. The Statie, being in a good mood for once, decided to give the guy a break, if the driver could give him a good reason for driving so fast. The driver stared ahaead, smiled to himself, and said "Last week, my wife of 15 years left me for a cop, and I thought you were trying to give her back." The Statie ripped up the ticket.
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