Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.Ernest Hemmingway Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston ChurchillHe was a wise man who invented beer.Plato Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.His reply When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.Henny Youngman Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.Benjamin Franklin If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.Deep Thought, Jack Handy The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.Humphrey Bogart I drink to make other people interesting.George Jean Nathan An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. --For Whom the Bell Tolls,Ernest Hemmingway You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.Dean Martin All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.Homer Simpson

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