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A couple is having a nice dinner at a local restaurant having a good time telling blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde approached them and slapped her hand down on the table. She angrily tells them that she can take a blonde joke as well as the next person but it isnt nice to keep bashing them in public.
The couple apologizes and changes the topic.
A few minutes later the woman needs to go to the restroom. So she goes off, and she is followed by the blonde.
After 10 minutes the blonde comes out frusturated and storms out the front door. The woman calmy comes out and sits down at her table.
The man asks what happened in there.
The woman replies, "Well as I was washing my hands, the blonde came in and pulled a razor on me!"
The man replies, "Oh my god, what happened?"
Suddenly the woman bursts out laughing, "Well nothing, luckily she didnt find a place to plug it in!"
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(Contributed by phomasiero at May 13, 2005. 72 hits.)
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