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The lady golfer was a determined, if not very proficient player. At each swipe she made at the ball, earth flew in all directions.

"Gracious me," she exclaimed red-faced to her caddie, "the worms will think there's an earthquake."

"I don't know," replied the caddie, "the worms round here are very clever. I'll bet most of them are hiding underneath the ball for safety."
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(Contributed by phomasiero at Jun 7, 2005. 117 hits.)
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