Four Nuns

Previous
Index
Random
Next

Four Nuns

Four nuns walk up to the Father to confess their sins.

The first nuns walks up and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have seen a man's penis."

"Rinse your eyes in the Holy Water and all will be forgiven." replies the Father.

The 2nd nun walks up and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have touched a man's penis."

"Rinse your hands in the Holy Water and all will be forgiven." replies the Father.

He then notices the 3rd and 4th nun fighting for their place in line. He goes to them and says, "Sisters, Sisters, what is the fighting for?"

The 4th nun replies, "Well there is no way in Hell I'm drinking the Holy Water after she's stuck her ass in it!"
Add to del.icio.us   Add to Yahoo! My Web 2.0   Add to FURL.net   Digg it     Tell A Friend
(Contributed by phomasiero at Jul 27, 2005. 299 hits.)
Flash Games
COMMENTS
Be the first to comment this joke
Your Name:
Comments:
Read the number in the image:
MOST REVIEWED
Who (Hu) Is the President of China
Blonde Q&A
Ugliest Person in the World!
Hillbilly funnies
How To Treat A Lady
Facts About Women
Big Shot Lawyer Goes Duck Hunting
Clinton Stew
Gotta pee
Bob Would Never Cheat
 
This joke is tagged as
Subscribe to news reader: XML Feed

WeLaf.com -- We make laugh, not war!

Funny Pictures
Jokes Archive:
200812, 200811, 200810, 200809, 200808, 200807, 200806, 200805, 200804, 200803, 200802, 200801, 200712, 200711, 200710, 200709, 200708, 200707, 200706, 200705, 200704, 200703, 200702, 200701, 200612, 200611, 200610, 200609, 200608, 200607, 200606, 200605, 200604, 200603, 200602, 200601, 200512, 200511, 200510, 200509, 200508, 200507, 200506, 200505, 200504, 200503, 200502, 200501, 200412, 200411, 200410, 200409, Funny Flash Games, Funny Videos, Sexy Wallpapers, Links
Safa.TV Free Wallpapers Calendar Wallpapers Premium Wallpapers Flash Games Screensavers Funny Pictures MP3 Ringtones