Little Johnny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY. Little Johnny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little Johnny, But I like the way you think.
So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT. Little Johnny replies I know teacher, its a banana. The teacher replies, no little Johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think. At this point little Johnny is furious. Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD. The teacher says, little Johnny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble. little Johnny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think.

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