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Three blondes want jobs as detectives. The man testing them showed them a mans profile, then he asked the first blonde what she would notice about this man if she saw him in the street.
"Well thats easy,"she said,"He's only got one eye."
The detective sighed,"That's because it's a profile."
He asked the second blonde the same question.
"He's only got one ear,"she said.
"It's a profile,"he explained.
Then he asked the third blonde the same question and told her to think carefully before she gave him her answer.
"He wears contact lenses,"she said.
The man looked it up on the mans record and was amazed to find that she was right.
"How did you manage to make such a good observasion?"he asked her.
""Well,"she said,"If he's only got one eye and one ear then he can't wear regular glasses."
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(Contributed by phomasiero at Jun 6, 2005. 101 hits.)
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