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Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time.

After introductions, the first golfer asked the second, "What's your handicap?"

"Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied.

"Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with such a strong player.

"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!
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(Contributed by phomasiero at Jul 11, 2005. 133 hits.)
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