What is every blond's goal in life? To be just like Vanna White and learn the alphabet!

What job does a blond have in an M&M factory?
Proofreading

How do you keep a blond busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why can't blonds make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.


How do you make a blond's eyes sparkle?
You shine a flashlight in her nose

Why did the blond keep on putting quarters in the soda vending machine?
Because she thought she was winning


Why do blonds like to drive the SUV ?
Because they can spell it.

Why do blonds have square boobs?
Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Why was the blond got fired from the M&M factory?
She was throwing all the W's away.

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