A man goes into a bar and orders a drink. He drinks it and gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and pisses all over the place. The bartender is pissed and goes to beat up the guy. The man cries and says, "PLEASE! dont hit me. I have a problem and I pee whenever I have a drink. It really really bothers me. I cant help it."
The bartender takes pity and sends him to his brother who is a psychiatrist. The man leaves and goes to see the doctor the next morning.
A month later he comes back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "HEY WAIT! your the guy that pissed on my bar."
The man says that he went to see the doctor and he is cured. He has the drink and pees all over the bar.
The bartender says, "you said you were cured!"
The man says, "I am. It doesnt bother me anymore."

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