Bob, an extremely wealthy 60-year-old, arrives at a country club with a beautiful and charming 25-year-old blonde.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob exclaims, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

His friends are shocked, but continue to ask, "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob replies, "I lied about my age."

His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 60?"

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

COMMENTS

MOST REVIEWED