Why Do They Call You Tex?

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Why Do They Call You Tex?

A little guy is seated next to a big guy at a bar and asks his name.

The big guy says, "They call me Tex."

The little guy replies, "Oh, you must be from Texas."

The big guy says, "Nope. I'm from Louisiana."

"Hmmm," the little guy replies, "Then why do they call you Tex?"

The big guy looks down at him and says, "Would you like to try calling me Louise?"
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(Contributed by phomasiero at Jun 5, 2005. 159 hits.)
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