Q:What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They get tongue tied

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy

Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A: A rubbit

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger

Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking permit expired?
A: It got toad

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