The Wedding

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, aged 89, are all excited about their desision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in. He addresses the pharmacist, "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medication for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely" Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" Pharmacist:
"Yes, a large variety." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, agarol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes" Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register for our wedding gifts here please.