One day a man in the navy was walking around when he noticed a beautiful woman standing on the Brooklyn Bridge getting ready to plunge to her death. As he walked toward her he could see she had been crying. He asked her what had happened to make her want to kill herself? The woman said that she had lost everything and she had nothing to live for. The man said I am being shipped out tomorrow, why don't you come with to England and make a new start. He said he could hide her on the boat, and feed you everynight, and in return you can give me sex. The woman agreed. The next morning he hid her on the boat in a room with the life jackets. Everynight he would bring a sandwich and after she ate they would screw. After about two weeks the captain was making his rounds and found her. He said what are you doing here? She explained about the man, and told the captain for a trip to England and food I screw everynight. The captain laughed and said you got screwed alright, this is the Statlin Island Ferrie.

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