A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot
of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of
the cars.

The manager comes out of the bar and stops the
guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the
drunk.

"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." he
replies.

"So how does feeling the roof help you?" asks the
puzzled manager.

"Well," replies the drunk earnestly, "My car has
two blue lights and a siren on the roof!".

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