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Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told
Lester,
"Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm
gonna do
it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as
to where
to go.?
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii.?
I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got
pregnant
again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant

again."
Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."
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(Contributed by phomasiero at Jul 1, 2005. 172 hits.)
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