One day a man was sitting in his favorite chair watching football when his wife walked up behind him and knocked him over the head with a frying pan.
When he woke he asked what the hell was that for???
I found this peice of paper in your pants while I was doing your laundry and it says Mary Lou 555-5555, who the hell is Mary Lou, she says.
Aww honey that the name of the horse I was bettin on last week.
Oh I'm so sorry honey!


Three weeks later she came behind him and knocked him over the head with a frying pan and once again he woke up asking what the hell he did this time?!?


Your horse called, she said

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