To air is human...
How do you change a blonde's mind?
Blow in her ear.

What is it called when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
Data Transfer

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
Thanks for the refill.

What's a blonde doing when she grasps at thin air?
Collecting her thoughts.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
Siamese Twins.

What do you call a blonde in a saunna?
A hot air balloon.

Why do blondes wear their hair long?
To hide the air valve.

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

Dee brain boss! Dee brain!
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A golden retreiver.

What do you call two blonde brain cells?
Pregnant.

How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone.

The pursuit of lower learning
What do you call a blonde at a university?
A visitor.

Why did the blonde fail her chemistry course?
She thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates.

Why did the blonde fail Phy's Ed.?
She thought a quarteback was a refund.

What does a blonde say after she graduates from college?
"Hi, welcome to McDonalds."

What are the worst three years in a blondes life?
Grade three.

By grade seven who has the better body; the brunette, the redhead or the blonde?
The blonde, because she's 19.

The Dye of the Wild
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.

What can save a dying blonde?
Hair transplants.

What does a blonde use for birth control?
Brown hair dye.

What goes... Blonde, Brown, Blonde, Brown, Blonde, Brown?
A Blonde doing cartwheels.

U.F.O. (Unidentified Frying objects)
How many Blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Ten. One to make the dough and nine to peel the smarties.

Whay did the blonde bake a chicken for almost 3 days?
Because it said "cook for half an hour per pound", and she weighed 125 pounds.

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said concentrate.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
They can't remember the recipe.

Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
In case she wanted her coffe, black.

Why did the blonde have her pizza cut into 6 slices instead of 12?
She didn't know if she could eat 12.

What did the blonde do when she broke her tupperware?
Called a plastic surgeon.

What do blondes make best for dinner?
Reservations.

Mother Knows Less
What did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"

Why did the blonde change her baby's diapers only once a month?
Because it said "Good for up to 20 pounds" on the box.

Why don't blondes talk while having sex?
Their mothers warned them not to talk to strangers.

What did the blondes mother say to her befor the blonde left on her date?
"If you're not in bed by 12 then come home."

The blondes and the bees
What do blondes do in the morning? Get up and go home.

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