A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is
not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion
on this question.

The priest says after consulting the Bible," My son, after an
exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted
on Sundays."

The man thinks: "What does a priest know of sex?" He goes to a
minister... a married man, experienced... for the answer.

He queries the minister and receives the same reply..Sex is work
and not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority:
a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge... A Rabbi.

The Rabbi ponders the question and states," My son, sex is
definitely play."

The man replies," Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many
others tell me sex is work?!"

The Rabbi softly speaks," If sex were work... my wife would have
the maid do it.

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