Yo Mommas so ugly, she broke her own record for 25 years... too bad they cant feature a Photo in the Guiness Book of World Records :S
PS. Lame ne? lol
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your momma is so fat, that when she farted..florida declared itself Hurricane warning...... |
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bunny |
 Sunday, June 29, 2008 01:01:46 |
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your momma is so fat, that when you tell her to leave your car, so that you could park it in a parking space.... when you look to the left... there she is... when you look to the right...there is the damn bitch again..... she is the kind of woman you would use to provide your car with shade. |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 01:00:41 |
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your momma is so fat, that when she was born, the doctor had to lift her and pull her out using a forklift.
Beep...beep....beep.. ok now, becareful... don t drop that damn bitch... she is gonna blow |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 00:58:17 |
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your momma is so fat, that her husband has to roll over until he would find the wet spot. When he does, he would almost drown, seeking help from the coast guard for assistance. |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 00:56:02 |
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your moma is so fat, that her vagina can hold the football stadium along with two football teams |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 00:54:26 |
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your momma is so fat, that her waist is the size of the equatorial belt. |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 00:53:07 |
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your momma is so fat, that when she wears hot white shorts on the beach, she looks like a bandaged whale. |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 00:52:17 |
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Your momma is so fat, that when she rolled up her shirt, her husband found the road map way back home |
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Bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 00:51:17 |
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yo momma so fat when she went to take a shit
the toilet sang A-B-C-D-E-F-G get yo fat ass off of me |
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piepoe |
Thursday, June 19, 2008 23:21:03 |
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yo momma so ulgy when she look at
the mirror it broke into 2000 peice s she was so ulgy |
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lexi |
Sunday, June 15, 2008 11:59:14 |
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to all the people how left a joke.
the jokes are lame go home bitchs |
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marc |
Saturday, May 31, 2008 22:25:47 |
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funny fu
funny peps |
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kic |
Thursday, May 29, 2008 19:57:02 |
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yas some funny niggas i serious |
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lil j |
Thursday, May 29, 2008 19:54:25 |
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dam ya niggas is dum |
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lil jj9 |
Thursday, May 29, 2008 19:52:13 |
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your momma so ugly when she looked in the merrior it broke not once but twice |
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yo mama |
Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:37:58 |
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yo mama so stupied she locked her self in du bathroom and pi$$ted her pants |
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lol |
Sunday, May 25, 2008 22:56:08 |
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yo mama soooo fat err time she turn around itz her b-day |
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tiesha |
Sunday, May 25, 2008 17:49:53 |
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yo mama is so fat she sat on the moon it said i am goingd |
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j hoods |
Friday, May 23, 2008 21:43:30 |
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yo mama is so dumb she brung a spone to the soper bowl |
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j hoods |
Friday, May 23, 2008 21:42:05 |
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yo mama is so fat she got a burgerking menu tatto on her back |
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ja hoods |
Friday, May 23, 2008 21:40:38 |
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yo mama so fat if you cut her the bich will blead chicken greas |
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j hoods |
Friday, May 23, 2008 21:38:29 |
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my dog shit look like ya mama thats how ugly she is bitches |
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Ashley |
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:21:51 |
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YO MOMA SO STUPID, SHE SOLD HER CAR FO GASOLINE MONEY. |
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MIKE |
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:35:00 |
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YO MOMA SO STUPID, ON HER JOB APPLICATION IT READ. PLEASE DO NOT WRITE BELOW THE DOTTED LINE
------------
SHE PUT:
ok. |
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MIKE |
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:32:24 |
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YO MOMA SO STUPID , SHE PUT OUT THE CIGERETTE BUTT THAT WAS HEATING YO HOUSE. |
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MIKE |
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:29:59 |
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your momma is so fat when she tourned around it was her birthday |
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nicenicejt |
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 18:17:22 |
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yo mooma so fat when she was in a race she didn t have to move because she was so fat!! |
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nicenicejt |
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 18:15:04 |
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BtW;;
thAt aINT
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E-maIll;;
yU
HOeZZ
ForEEL
thoUghT
i WaSS
goNNa puTt dAT
On huRr
wiFf a buNcH
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PerVS tRyin To gEt wiFf
wElL DatSS a SiKKe FOSho. |
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kEnziEe |
Tuesday, May
6, 2008 11:23:47 |
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nd fO
lil southsider;;
aiNt nOboDyY
waNnA rEp
dA soUtH
everRyY onE
rePPiN
DaA
EAst CoaSt
BaBiE
!
ahA |
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kEnziEe |
Tuesday, May
6, 2008 11:21:13 |
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iTss mE aGain
Yu neEd a lYfeE
jUs gO BuyY oNE On
e-BaYy
AhA
lOlzz
yU knoEE thaT WaSS
FunNayY
nEewayZZ
wEn
yU gEt a lyfEE
holLa
At mEE
AT
luvamoo@juno.com
AhA
im oUt
HoEEz |
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k3nzi3 |
Tuesday, May
6, 2008 11:18:12 |
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yU is gaYY thAt wAsnT funNy at aLl dawGg
Get iT sTraiGht yU jUs a NoboDY wiff No liFe yU livE iN yO moMmAs BasmEnt..
dUmaSS mucH?get A Life HOe! |
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k3nZi3 |
Tuesday, May
6, 2008 11:14:53 |
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YaLl need to quit it with the bullshit aint none of yall funny... find something to do and grow up... get yall education... dumb fucks |
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Br3 |
Friday, May
2, 2008 13:17:21 |
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your mom is so ugly she has a wooden leg with a kick stand |
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azz |
Thursday, May
1, 2008 22:53:07 |
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your momma is so ugly your father had to chew his arm off so he didnt wake her up in the morning |
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azz |
Thursday, May
1, 2008 22:51:11 |
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yo momma so fat she drives a spandex car! |
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ben |
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 15:38:47 |
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man this shit got fuckin tyering to read so i had to write sum shit all yall sum trick ass hoes who smokes bud in this bitch and who reps southside |
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lil southsider |
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 09:57:37 |
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what the difference from yo momma and the titanic while the titanic sunk yo momma floated
yo momma sold bald when she get braids it look like stiches |
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tyler |
Saturday, April 26, 2008 21:36:53 |
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Your momma s so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window |
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dylan |
Monday, April 21, 2008 22:37:14 |
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thanks a lot |
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taytay14 |
Saturday, April 19, 2008 16:49:32 |
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all these jokes are crap i can even say they smell like crap eccept for the one from taytay14 it ROCKS |
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cutestuff |
Saturday, April 19, 2008 16:48:29 |
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my jokes better |
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taytay14 |
Saturday, April 19, 2008 16:44:33 |
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your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time |
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taytay14 |
Saturday, April 19, 2008 16:43:39 |
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that joke was so stupid. even i could think of a better one.so gay! soooo gay! that was relly funny-not- haha who ever wrote it |
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allicia |
Tuesday, April 15, 2008 10:58:55 |
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you mama is so fat she is fat |
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fabian |
Wednesday, April
2, 2008 15:18:20 |
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Y0U BiiCH3zzz AR3 L0W LiiF3S MAN! G3T A LiiF3!!! M3 AND DA H0Mii3S JUST SiiTTiiN H3R3 LAUGhiiIN AT YA LL! SUUUCCCKKK33RRRzzzz...L3ARN H0W T0 SP3LL T00!!!!! =] THANK Y0U...L0V3zzz Y0U L0Tzzzz |
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cecy
becky |
Wednesday, April
2, 2008 12:28:16 |
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where is the ugliest picture in this web page yeaaaaa!!!!!!!!1 |
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ryan |
Thursday, March 27, 2008 08:42:02 |
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HOLA PUERCOS |
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pegy |
Monday, March 24, 2008 15:32:25 |
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HI That is for your ugly mama |
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bobby |
Monday, March 24, 2008 15:30:04 |
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yo mama s got two teeth,one says 24k,the other one says believe that shit if u want to |
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blak guy |
Sunday, March 23, 2008 00:25:41 |
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your momma so dumb she got ran over by a parked car! |
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azz bitch |
Thursday, March 20, 2008 15:49:33 |
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this is freacken cool |
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ash |
Thursday, March 20, 2008 15:47:15 |
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psshh!! dis how ta do it yo so fat if i shot u a porkchop would pop out |
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wade3avif |
Tuesday, March 18, 2008 10:38:06 |
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I FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT JOKE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
THAT WAS STUPPIET |
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CUTTY |
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 02:15:51 |
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Ok, all these jokes are so stupid they don t even make sence! |
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Claire |
Sunday, March
9, 2008 00:47:13 |
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Your mamma s so fat she jumped into the ocean and a whale popped up and they both started singing,
WE are family ! |
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Someone |
Sunday, March
9, 2008 00:44:46 |
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ratemyturban.com/?q=user/kelly_kaur
sikhphilosophy.net/search.php?do=finduser u=4703
facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080 id=597985300 |
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UGLIEST WOMAN IN WORLD |
Friday, February 22, 2008 23:26:34 |
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HGHJJJFGGGGGHJGH |
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HGHFD |
Monday, February 18, 2008 09:53:58 |
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yo bmom smell like shit |
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yo becky |
Wednesday, February 13, 2008 09:06:31 |
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yo mammma so fat that she got to pull down her pants to dig her pocket to amanda |
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kayla
SFX |
Wednesday, February 13, 2008 09:04:24 |
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ur mama so poor she go to the mall and check the garbage cans |
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loopy |
Saturday, February
9, 2008 18:02:27 |
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ur momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out!! |
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kadi |
Wednesday, February
6, 2008 19:17:08 |
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your so dumb u put a dog in a ovne and try to make a hot dog/////prabd |
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ya face |
Tuesday, February
5, 2008 01:45:13 |
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omg all these jokes r so lame and stupid learn no ones people yall suck ass |
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shara |
Tuesday, January 22, 2008 18:16:18 |
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all you gay have to go to the Per k |
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dalia |
Sunday, January 20, 2008 15:09:29 |
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sonia your jokes are not funny I will tell you a funny one your
girl friend went you have sex with her I can hear you gay over from new york |
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Isabela |
Sunday, January 20, 2008 15:07:50 |
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all of you gays think you know funny jokes but you don t ugly bitch |
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chirs |
Sunday, January 20, 2008 15:03:34 |
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Becky all yuor jokes are stupid even you I think you be log in the frist grade Bitch ass hole mother fucker |
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sonia |
Sunday, January 20, 2008 15:00:23 |
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the last time you bother got some ass was when his fgier went drow the tlioot paper |
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Sonia |
Sunday, January 20, 2008 14:57:36 |
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U R A F***ED UP MUTHER F***ER |
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ace |
Friday, January 11, 2008 13:26:59 |
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your mom so ugly when she looked in the mirrow she thought she seen a reflection of flavor flave
ass |
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cmami |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 23:59:03 |
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your mom so ugly when her mother gave her labor her p***y screamed |
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john |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 23:54:47 |
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your mom so U-G-L-Y
she look like the pimple on my ass |
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cmami |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 23:51:22 |
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your mom so F-A-T she ate the buffet out of bussiness |
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cmami |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 23:47:09 |
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your mom is so fat when she fell on the ground no one laugh but the ground was craaaking the f**k up |
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cmami |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 23:40:55 |
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Yo mama so skinny they used her as a stripping pole!!!!! |
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kathyD |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 20:59:21 |
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hahahahahaha nice |
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jack |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 01:09:36 |
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your mamas just like burger king satisfaction garenteed |
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wayne |
Tuesday, January
8, 2008 13:00:10 |
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yo momma so fat when she wear her high heel shoes she strike oil |
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mr.postman |
Tuesday, January
1, 2008 17:55:05 |
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that joke was not cool mam |
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,njhgbv |
Tuesday, January
1, 2008 14:04:59 |
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Whosaid this may be he dont know about my banananananaananananana. |
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DJ99 |
Saturday, December 29, 2007 16:02:09 |
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yo momma just like coathangers they both get laid in the closet |
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Avery |
Friday, December 28, 2007 13:17:31 |
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yall need to really upgrade on thuis silly web sit ssspppeeeccciiiaaalll eeeddduuucccaaatttiiioonn. yal really need help to be commenting on this lame website yall are making me lose my brain. somebody please come and help me find it |
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Naphateria |
Friday, December 28, 2007 12:56:43 |
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all of yall that are commenting on this page yall are super lame so please find somewhere else to type your lame ass mutherfucking mama jokes |
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latasha |
Friday, December 28, 2007 12:54:07 |
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u suck biotch....... my grandma could think....... scatch that yo mamas just ugly |
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Trey |
Thursday, December 27, 2007 01:06:45 |
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yo momma is so ugly when a flock of birds flew over they turned up side down so they wounld not shit on her |
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bri |
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 17:49:46 |
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dont get it |
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Deniece |
Saturday, December
8, 2007 22:45:17 |
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you freakin suck at jokes. it almost ruined the yo mama jokes! just stop. please...it doesnt even make sense. |
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joe |
Tuesday, December
4, 2007 13:27:18 |
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yall all suck haha yall cant talk bout no 1 so yall all be quiet |
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non of yalls bisness |
Sunday, December
2, 2007 16:41:35 |
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Yo mama so ugly she had to get you drunk to breast-feed you. |
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Chris |
Sunday, December
2, 2007 01:17:38 |
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that was lame dont post no mo jokes please im begging you me eyes still hurt from when i read it |
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jasmine |
Monday, November 12, 2007 15:51:01 |
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that was lame dont post no mo jokes please im begging you me eyes still hurt from when i read it |
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jasmine |
Monday, November 12, 2007 15:50:41 |
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u deserve to be attacked by an ugly freak |
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uglyfreak2k7 |
Thursday, November
8, 2007 05:50:55 |
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the joke is rilly retorted fuck how madeit. |
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lucas perichon |
Monday, October 15, 2007 14:59:17 |
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yo mom is so ugly................ ah forget it she s just too ugly! |
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yuri |
Sunday, October 14, 2007 21:52:18 |
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i have to agree that was pointless and gay your not funny i bet a babys funniers then u lol |
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manman |
Sunday, October
7, 2007 02:32:34 |
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OMG THAT WAS SO0O0O WACK..... I COULD THINK OF SOMETHING BETTA THAN THAT....... U NEED SOME HELP WHOEVA WROTE THAT...... U NEED SOME COUNCELIN.... ILL GIVE U THE NUMBA IF U NEED..... |
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CATHY |
Sunday, October
7, 2007 00:16:03 |
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i dont get it |
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cierra |
Saturday, October
6, 2007 21:23:42 |
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that was relly funny-not- haha who ever wrote it |
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tayls |
Sunday, September 30, 2007 14:55:29 |
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so gay! soooo gay! |
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nickole |
Friday, September 28, 2007 13:32:32 |
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ummmm.... no that was gay that was absolutely pointless!!! |
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Adrie |
Friday, September 21, 2007 19:52:51 |
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that joke was so stupid. even i could think of a better one. |
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becky |
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 11:51:51 |
