Two kids were walking in a graveyard when they decided that they'd loot the church. However, as soon as they walked through the door, they heard a voice.
'I'll rip your head off! Then I'll eat your arms, and then proceed down to your legs!'
Of course, the boys were terrified, and they turned back to run out, but, in the doorway, the vicar was looking at them.
' Ah, I thought I heard something! Would you like a jelly baby?'

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