Question: "Why did the man cross the road?"
Answer: "He heard the chicken was a slut."

Q: "Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: "They already have boyfriends."

Q: "Why is it an archaeologist is the best man to have as a husband?"
A: "Because the older you get the more he is interested in you."

Q: "What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?"
A: "A widow!"

Q: "Why are blond jokes so short?"
A: "So men can remember them."

He says:"I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it."
She says:"You wear a pants, don't you?"

Man says to God:"God, why did you make women so beautiful and caring?"
God says:"So you would love her."
Man says:"But God, why did you make her so stupid?"
God says:"So she would love you!"

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