A man was about to marry his girlfriend for the past year. There was only one thing bothering him - his mother-in-law to be - she was beautiful and sexy and sometimes flirted with him and made him feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called him and asked him to come over, to check the invitations. So he went. She was alone, and when he arrived, she whispered to him, that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she can't overcome. So before he got married and committed his life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to him just once. She said she would go to the bedroom, and if he was up for it, he should just come and get her. He stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. He opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, he hugged him and said that they are very happy and pleased and that he has passed their little test. They couldn't have asked for a better man for their daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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