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A local psychic hotline opened up a new number especially for frogs, called "The Psychic Frog-line." A frog called, wanting to know his future.

"You will meet a beautiful young girl," predicted the psychic.

"This is great!" said the frog. "Where will I meet her? At a party? At the pond?"

"No," replied the psychic. "Next semester in a biology class."
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(Contributed by phomasiero at May 12, 2005. 103 hits.)
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