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-Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
-Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

-Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
-Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.

-Good girls wax their floors.
-Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

-Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
-Bad girls know they could do it better.

-Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
-Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

-Good girls wear high heels to work.
-Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

-Good girls say, ''Don't... Stop...''
-Bad girls say, ''Don't Stop...''
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(Contributed by phomasiero at Jun 26, 2005. 234 hits.)
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