Two sisters are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.

1st sister: "I froze to death."

2nd sister: "How horrible!"?br />
1st sister: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

2nd sister: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."      ?br />
1st Sister: "So what happened? Tell me."

2nd sister: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

1st sister: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-- we'd both still be alive."

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