A South African, an Australian and an Englishman are all drinking in a bar. Suddenly, the South African downs the remainder of his drink, tosses his glass in the air, draws his pistol and shoots the glass.

"In South Africa our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same ones twice," he says proudly.

The Australian, who is obviously impressed by this, downs his drink, tosses his glass, draws his gun and shoots the glass.

"In Australia we've got so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink from the same ones twice," he says.

The Englishman pauses to give this some thought, then downs his drink, casually tosses his glass into the air, draws his gun, and shoots the South African and the Australian.

"In England we have so many South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice," he says.

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