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A teacher asks a first grader a simple math question.
TEACHER: If you had 50 cents in one pocket and you asked you dad for another 50 cents, how much would you have
STUDENT: 50 cents
TEACHER: You obviously don't know how to add
STUDENT: You obviously don't know my dad!
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(Contributed by phomasiero at Jun 9, 2005. 123 hits.)
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