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An old country boy pulls up to a bait shop with a stringer full of fish. A man, noticing the stringer asks him where he caught all the fish. He said he was going fishing again, tomorrow, and if the guy wanted to come with him he'd show him where he caught the fish.

The next morning the two men meet at the bait shop and head out for the lake. They row out to the middle of the water and the good 'ole boy pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and throws it in the water. All kinds of fish float to the surface and he starts pulling them in the boat.

His buddy is shocked! He says, "You know what you're doing is not only improper but highly illegal. I just want you to know you could receive a big fine or maybe even go to jail. I know what I'm talking about because I work for the wildlife dep't and I'm what they call a 'game warden'." The good old boy takes out another stick of dynamite, lights it and sticks it in his friend's hand and says, "You gonna fish or just sit there and talk about what you do for a living!"
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(Contributed by phomasiero at Jul 23, 2005. 139 hits.)
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