A blonde one day goes to her regular plastic surgion. He says to her what can i do for you i have done everything that is can be redone i even did your ears. She replies well this is kind of embarrasing for me to ask you to do this for me. The plastic surgion curious to know what the blonde wanted done asked: What is it you can trust me. She answered shyly. This morning while i was looking in the mirror i noticed that my butt had a huge crack down the middle and i was wondering if you could get me a new one that isn't broken.

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